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A Story From Brian:
I am Jim
Those fat skis on snow
Those fat skis on snow!
I do not like
Them Brian, my bro.
Do you like
Fat skis on snow
I do not like them,
Don’t you know.
I do not like
Fat skis on snow.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Fat skis on snow.
I do not like them,
Brian, my bro.
Would you like them
On high cirques?
Would you like them
with Alta jerks?
I do not like them
On high cirques.
I do not like them
with Alta jerks.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like fat skis on snow.
I do not like them, Brian, my bro.
Would you ski them
On groomed runs?
Would you ski them just for fun?
Not on groomed runs.
Not just for fun.
Not on high cirques.
Not with Alta jerks.
I would not ski them here or there.
I would not ski them anywhere.
I would not use fat skis on snow.
I do not like them, Brian, my bro.
Would you? Could you?
in deep pow?
Ski them! Ski them!
I’ll teach you how.
I would not,
could not,
in deep pow, even if you show me how.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in the trees?
I would not, could not in the trees.
Not in deep pow! You let me be.
I do not like them on high cirques.
I do not like them with Alta jerks
I do not like them on groomed runs
I do not like them just for fun
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like fat skis on snow.
I do not like them, Brian, my bro.
Steep terrain! Steep terrain!
Steep terrain! Steep terrain!
Could you, would you on steep terrain?
Not on steep terrain! Not in the trees!
Not in deep pow! Brian! Let me be!
I would not, could not, on high cirques.
I could not, would not, with Alta jerks.
I will not ski them on groomed runs,
I will not ski them just for fun.
I will not ski them here or there.
I will not ski them anywhere.
I do not like them, Brian my bro.
I do not like fat skis on snow!
Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, in the park?
I would not, could not,
in the park.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the park. Not on steep terrain,
Not in Deep pow, Not in the trees.
I do not like them, Brian, you see.
Not on high cirques. Not on groomed runs.
Not with Alta jerks. Not just for fun.
I will not ski them here or there.
I will not ski them anywhere!
You do not like
Fat skis on snow?
I do not
like them,
Brian, my bro.
Could you, would you,
On a spine?
I would not,
could not.
On a spine!
Would you, could you,
on an epic line?
I could not, would not, on a spine.
I will not, will not, on an epic line.
I will not ski them on steep terrain.
I will not ski them in the rain.
Not in the park! Not in the trees!
Not in deep pow! You let me be!
I do not like them on groomed runs.
I do not like them just for fun.
I will not ski them on high cirques.
I do not like them with Alta jerks.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Fat skis on snow!
I do not like them,
Brian, my bro.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may say.
Brian!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I LIKE FAT SKIS ON SNOW!
I do! I like them, Brian, my bro!
And I would ski them on a spine!
And I would ski an epic line…
And I will ski them in the rain.
And in the park. And on steep terrain.
And in a deep pow. And in the trees.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will ski them on groomed runs.
And I will ski them just for fun.
And I will ski them on high cirques.
And I will ski them with Alta jerks.
And I will ski them here and there.
Say! I will ski them ANHYWHERE!
I do so like
Fat skis on snow!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Brian, my bro